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9 Things To Remember When You Leave Zoom Behind And Go Back To The Office

Who doesn’t love a good Zoom call? None of you. It’s OK. Neither do we. If you’re torn between wanting to stay working at home forever, because sweat-pants  - or going back into the office just so you can pee in peace without a nine-year old demanding v-bucks for Fortnite, then you might need a handy reminder of all the things to remember when you leave Zoom behind and go back to the office full time.

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Getting out of meetings is harder now you’re away from the kids.

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The fifteen-minute pre-call panic and checking how to use Zoom over and over is at an end.

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You’ve actually got to show your face in a meeting. You can’t come as your cat.

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Pants. Must. Wear. Pants.

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No more conversations that start “So what are the lockdown rules by you?” anymore.

You’re all locked down. In the office. Again. Together. Forever...and ever…

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Your real name is Jeff. Not ‘Reconnecting...’

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You can hear about everyone’s ‘marriage challenges’ the next day rather than listening to the rows in real-time when they forget to mute their mic.

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Meetings will now go on indefinitely and not just for the forty-minute free tier cheapskate version. Bring your own Grim Reaper…

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You no longer need to end every meeting with “stay safe”, a cheery rictus grin and a thumbs up.

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